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"As we sat there listening to the carolers, I wanted to tell Brian that it was over now and that everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus I couldn’t speak anyway. I wish there was some way to go back and undo the past. But there wasn’t. There was nothing we could do. So I just stayed silent and tried to telepathically communicate how sorry I was about what happened. And I thought of all the grief and suffering and fucked up stuff in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically disappear."

Mysterious Skin (via cayendoentrance)
  • one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction."

Choke by Chuck Palahniuk

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